Wednesday, July 23, 2008

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Englishman
Throws the cup and walks away.

The American
Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese
Eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Japanese
Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.

The Israeli
Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee.

The Palestinian
Blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, and then blows up the coffee house where the Englishman, the American, the Chinese, the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive.

1 comment:

  1. Что-то никто никаких мнений по этому анекдоту не отважился опубликовать. Я вот на израильтянина никак не тяну, до американца тоже не доросла, а сделала бы точно так как англичанин :-)

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